Once upon a time there was a family of
storks: Papa Stork, Mama Stork, and Baby Stork.
One evening, Papa wasn’t at dinner. Mama left food out for him, but he didn’t
come home at all that night.
When he finally did come home the next day, Baby Stork asked, “Papa, where were you all night, last night?”
Papa replied, “Out making a young couple very happy.”
Several weeks later, Mama Stork was late for dinner. Papa and Baby waited for a
long while, then gave up and ordered pizza. Mama stork didn’t make it home till
late the next morning.
When she tiredly sank into her favorite chair, Baby asked her, “Mama, where were you all last night?”
“I was out making a young couple very happy,” she sighed.
Later that autumn, Baby was late for dinner. Papa and Mama were very concerned.
Their anxiety increased when Baby still wasn’t home by sunset. They waited up
late together for Baby, but he didn’t arrive home until early morning. Papa was
angry. “Just where were you all night, Baby Stork?”
“Out scaring the crap out of college students,” Baby Stork giggled.
Baby & Stork Sections
Big Birth - They Start Off Big At This Hospital
Don’t Ever Give Up
Here Comes Another One
Rural Free Delivery
Vintage Birth Control
Carving The Turkey
Thanksgiving Harvest Time
Turkey Wants You To Eat Pork
Responsible Hi-Tech Redneck
I Love Thanksgiving
'Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving
Turkey Weather Forecast
Pass The CatSoup, Please
Missing Piece Statue
Dog Tired After Work
How To Burn Fat
Canadian Car Crash
Redneck Christmas Tree Transport