Weather Forecasting in Utah
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A movie company went on location in southern Utah. Because the weather in that part of the country changes every ten seconds, a local soothsayer was hired to tell the producer what the weather would be the next day.

The soothsayer did well for a week, but on the eighth day he was unable to come up with a weather report.

The producer asked, “What happened to your magical powers?”

The soothsayer answered, “My cell phone batteries went dead.”