A visiting minister decided to begin his sermon with an opening prayer.
“Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, “Without you we are but dust...”
He would have continued, but at that moment a little girl leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, “Mommy, what is butt dust?”
Church was pretty much over at that point...
Excuse My Dust - Dorothy Parker
Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown
Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer
That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell
Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow
True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer
Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle
No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel
When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke
To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones
There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal
Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson
Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson
Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran
Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine
It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown
Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer
That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell
Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow
True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer
Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle
No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel
When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke
To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones
There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal
Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson
Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson
Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran
Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine
It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
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