A visiting minister decided to begin his sermon with an opening prayer. Excuse My Dust - Dorothy Parker Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner see also Religious Section Church Dinner Little White Lies @ the Ladies’ Bake Sale |
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