First Major Change by German Pope

Drink not in excess @ communion - drink from a stein!





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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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