![]() ![]() Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead see also Animals & Illusion Sections |
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