Barry and Joe were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Dining, Food & Political Sections Mexico Earthquake - the World Helps Out |
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