Barry and Joe were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
“Barry,” asked Joe, “are there any Jews in Mexico?”
“I don’t know,” Barry replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”
When the waiter came by, Joe asked him, “Are there any Mexican Jews?”
“I don’t know, senor, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No Mexican Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Joe asked.
“I will check again, senor.” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was gone, Barry said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”
When the waiter returned he said, “Senor, no Mexican Jews.”
“Are you really sure?” Joe asked again. “I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews.”
“Senor, I ask everyone,” the waiter replied, exasperated. “We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews.”
I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
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