Two guys are moving about in a grocery store when their carts collide. One says
to the other, “Excuse me, but I’m looking for my wife.”
“What a coincidence - so am I, and I’m getting a little desperate.”
“Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?”
“She’s tall, with dark hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight butt. What’s your wife look like?”
“Never mind, let’s look for yours!”
Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov
When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle
Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov
When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle
Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
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