Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein see also Fishing & Political Sections Cheating Canadian Politician Cheating U.S. Politician Version (2016) |
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