soldier, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle.
“That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just
point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”
“But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the
handle end. “Here, use this... just go, ‘Stabity Stab Stab’.”
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German
soldier charges at him.
The recruit points the broom. “Bangety Bang Bang!” The German falls dead. More
Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes “Bangety Bang Bang!
Stabity Stab Stab!” He mows down the enemy by the dozens.
Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward
him. “Bangety Bang Bang!” shouts the recruit.
The German keeps coming.
“Bangety Bang Bang!” repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate.
“Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!”
It’s no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says...
“Tankety Tank Tank.”
What happens when both sides have no weapons...
Salivation Army - Archie Bunker
My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi
All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly
Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown
If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells
A war still rages over the legacy of the 1960s. - Camille Paglia
Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre
In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg
Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein
War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell
The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan
France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston
'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf
For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West
But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci
I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower
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