soldier, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle.
“That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just
point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”
“But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the
handle end. “Here, use this... just go, ‘Stabity Stab Stab’.”
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German
soldier charges at him.
The recruit points the broom. “Bangety Bang Bang!” The German falls dead. More
Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes “Bangety Bang Bang!
Stabity Stab Stab!” He mows down the enemy by the dozens.
Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward
him. “Bangety Bang Bang!” shouts the recruit.
The German keeps coming.
“Bangety Bang Bang!” repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate.
“Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!”
It’s no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says...
“Tankety Tank Tank.”
What happens when both sides have no weapons...
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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus
A man-of-war is the best ambassador. - Oliver Cromwell
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery
I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman
It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston
For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein
In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci
If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
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