soldier, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle.
“That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just
point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”
“But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the
handle end. “Here, use this... just go, ‘Stabity Stab Stab’.”
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German
soldier charges at him.
The recruit points the broom. “Bangety Bang Bang!” The German falls dead. More
Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes “Bangety Bang Bang!
Stabity Stab Stab!” He mows down the enemy by the dozens.
Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward
him. “Bangety Bang Bang!” shouts the recruit.
The German keeps coming.
“Bangety Bang Bang!” repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate.
“Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!”
It’s no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says...
“Tankety Tank Tank.”
What happens when both sides have no weapons...
My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi
Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker
The law is silent during war. - Cicero
Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon
In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus
A man-of-war is the best ambassador. - Oliver Cromwell
Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. - John Adams
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell
Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown
When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley
You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg
War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell
The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
When starting and waging war it is not right that matters, but victory. - Adolf Hitler
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky
He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway
During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde
People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher
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