soldier, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle.
“That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just
point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”
“But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the
handle end. “Here, use this... just go, ‘Stabity Stab Stab’.”
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German
soldier charges at him.
The recruit points the broom. “Bangety Bang Bang!” The German falls dead. More
Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes “Bangety Bang Bang!
Stabity Stab Stab!” He mows down the enemy by the dozens.
Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward
him. “Bangety Bang Bang!” shouts the recruit.
The German keeps coming.
“Bangety Bang Bang!” repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate.
“Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!”
It’s no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says...
“Tankety Tank Tank.”
What happens when both sides have no weapons...
The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan
War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - Charles E Montague
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky
Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein
The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier
The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light
Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde
People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher
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