soldier, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle.
“That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just
point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”
“But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the
handle end. “Here, use this... just go, ‘Stabity Stab Stab’.”
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German
soldier charges at him.
The recruit points the broom. “Bangety Bang Bang!” The German falls dead. More
Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes “Bangety Bang Bang!
Stabity Stab Stab!” He mows down the enemy by the dozens.
Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward
him. “Bangety Bang Bang!” shouts the recruit.
The German keeps coming.
“Bangety Bang Bang!” repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate.
“Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!”
It’s no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says...
“Tankety Tank Tank.”
What happens when both sides have no weapons...
Salivation Army - Archie Bunker
Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker
In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus
How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre
In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken
The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers
'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light
He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno
Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards
People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher
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