soldier, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle.
“That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just
point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”
“But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the
handle end. “Here, use this... just go, ‘Stabity Stab Stab’.”
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German
soldier charges at him.
The recruit points the broom. “Bangety Bang Bang!” The German falls dead. More
Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes “Bangety Bang Bang!
Stabity Stab Stab!” He mows down the enemy by the dozens.
Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward
him. “Bangety Bang Bang!” shouts the recruit.
The German keeps coming.
“Bangety Bang Bang!” repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate.
“Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!”
It’s no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says...
“Tankety Tank Tank.”
What happens when both sides have no weapons...
My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - Charles E Montague
Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown
If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky
Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross
You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers
'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias
Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West
But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher
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