[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb
We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie
Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis
Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes
It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown
The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton
Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James
A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder
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