New School Prayer

Alternative verse to The Lords Prayer


[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen




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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

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A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

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He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

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A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

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Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

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