[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb
Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham
Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus
Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker
Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral
Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams
I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl
One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson
If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott
If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale
Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin
There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry
It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham
may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings
In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks
Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28
The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson
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