[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim
When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb
He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato
A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch
When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault
Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille
The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis
In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine
Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi
Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown
I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith
Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace
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