New School Prayer

Alternative verse to The Lords Prayer


[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen




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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis


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21-Oct-2020