A gynaecologist was getting tired of his job and decided to switch careers. He’d always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so he enrolled in a school for car mechanics. Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire The word 'hackathon' was born out of 'marathon' for a reason. It's exhausting. - Neil Blumenthal I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you're doing. - Jim Gaffigan I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart see also Car, Doctor & Mechanical Sections Acceptable Doctors Sign Car Surgeon Colon Celery Colorectal Exam For Dogs Colorectal Surgeon Praise Constipated Mathematician First Proctologist Exam (PG) German Flatulence Control Japanese Diving Platform Proctologist Call Proctologist’s Second-Hand Prescription |
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