So Says der AUDITOR TO WHO GOES DER MONEY: I have been peekin at der scheet vot balances (somtimes) for das year vich schtoppen on dot day Mayhem 31, 2002. No kidden, der loot kommin in is lika der rekords, undt alzo in der bank is money. Howeffer, novun kan sayhos iss happens. I have alzo schecked prechedures of bookeepin undt find out vot nobady vill tell me, undtas I have udder vork at zis time of year, all I can say iss O.K. budt maybe next year I fin sumsing.
Max Kelten Bruner, Shartered scheker,
Der Keeper of der books.