Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements Introducing Manium and Womanium
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any
time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great
amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably
the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!
Element Name: MANIUM
Atomic Weight: (200 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly
dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are
unable to conduct electricity as easily as younger samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form
strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for
prolonged periods of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large
quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.