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tribesmen can only double or halve numbers  by using pebbles as counters. By halving and
doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.  Bill Watterson You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.  Bill Watterson You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think.  Elbert Hubbard School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train doortodoor salesmen  Daffynitions joeks.com "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.  George Givot Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone.  Unknown I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.  Mark Twain When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis.  Elvis Presley I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.  Haneri Liogier I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.  Fred Allen Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.  Abe Lemons Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school.  Haruki Murakami Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  Daffynitions joeks.com see also College, Puzzle & School Sections Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math suJoku Puzzles WalMart Math 
