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doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Math research is more like a marathon.  Terence Tao I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Surgeon: The person who was a cutup at medical school  Daffynitions joeks.com I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team  Daffynitions joeks.com Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.  George Givot A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.  Theodore Roosevelt College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.  Mark Twain When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis.  Elvis Presley I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.  Haneri Liogier If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.  Kurt Vonnegut You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes.  Robert T Kiyosaki As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also College, Puzzle & School Sections Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math suJoku Puzzles WalMart Math 
