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tribesmen can only double or halve numbers  by using pebbles as counters. By halving and
doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train doortodoor salesmen  Daffynitions joeks.com Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.  Yogi Berra Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.  Haneri Liogier I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll  and on to his wife's  Daffynitions joeks.com Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.  Abe Lemons I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school.  Haruki Murakami There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.  Guillermo Diaz Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital.  Stephen Covey Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  Daffynitions joeks.com see also College, Puzzle & School Sections Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math suJoku Puzzles WalMart Math 
