Employee Training

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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30-Nov-2021