Employee Training
Selecting only the most subserviant of employees
 It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford It's better to swim in the sea below Than to swing in the air and feed the crow, Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay see also Office & Work Sections AIG Bonus Employee Factory - Join The Crowd! Employee Happiness Kit Employee Of The Month Employee Promotion Employee’s Raisin Pay Bonus Program Haircut For Staff Meetings New Employee Hiring Test Overly Ambitious Employee Short Staff Sitting On The Throne - Shorter Employee Bathroom Breaks So You Want A Day Off Staff Communications Staff Meeting Staff Notice - Something Called Work Staff Teeth Things To Do in an Office Meeting
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