Employee Training

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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Short Staff
Sitting On The Throne - Shorter Employee Bathroom Breaks
So You Want A Day Off
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Staff Meeting
Staff Notice - Something Called Work
Staff Teeth
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25-Nov-2020