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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. - Thomas Edison

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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27-Jun-2022