Employee Training

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While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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17-Apr-2021