For his wife’s birthday party, a Doctor ordered a cake with this inscription: Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Diabetes is caused by melancholy. - Thomas Willis Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb Why do the best doctors have the sickest patients? - Unknown Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw Though physician to others, yet himself full of sores. - Latin Proverb After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. - Don Herold We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense. - Beau M To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? - George Carlin I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely cracked. - Unknown The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville see also Birthday, Doctor & Marriage Sections Bacon Birthday Cake Big Birthday Surprise Birthday Dog Blonde’s Birthday Task Cake Message Centennial Puff Cheap Birthday Card Crowded Birthday Party DJ Birthday Doctor Types Family Birthday Reminder Hippy Birthday Jurassic Judah Perfect Birthday Excuse Redneck Birthday Cake Shark Week Birthday Cake “Underneath That” Cake Woodcutter Birthday Cake |
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