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Top Country Songs
Inspiration for country music fans and fodder for those who aren’t

- Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
- How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
- I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
- I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run So I Figure We’re Even.
- I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You.
- I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
- I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim’s Getting’ Better.
- I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win.
- I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight.
- I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here.
- I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin’ On My Back and Cryin’ Over You.
- If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
- Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head).
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You.
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
- Please Bypass This Heart.
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
- If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.
- She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles.


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12-Apr-2021