Facebook For Seniors

Giving it all with your nearby relationships


To others of my generation who still do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook even exists, try the following, like I’m doing. Here’s what I’m doing to gain better understanding:

I am trying to make new friends without using Facebook, but while applying the same principles. Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dead dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, or fixing things, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.

I also listen to their conversations, then give them the “Thumbs Up” and tell them I like them.

And it works!

I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.




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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


see also   Relationship  Section
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Drama Queen Diary
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Facebook Fridge
Family Ties
Go Play Outside
Going Out With Friends in 2012
Google Glasses
Hanging Out With Friends
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Modern Love Affair
Social Media Explained
Texting In The Old Days
The Future of Social Media
The Outernet
Twitter Overload
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