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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Make sure that this embargo stays in effect and drives Castro into oblivion. - Donald Trump

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump