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I don't like losers. - Donald Trump

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Bradley was a terrible senator. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

... in a period of not too many years. - Donald Trump

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

It's always good to be underestimated. - Donald Trump

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. - Donald Trump

It's disgraceful. It's amazing they can get away with it. - Donald Trump

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Make sure that this embargo stays in effect and drives Castro into oblivion. - Donald Trump

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump