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If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump