![]() “My wife just found this pipe in our car and informed me that we would be having a serious talk this evening.” Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It makes me feel the way I need to feel. - Snoop Dogg Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright She's not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I'm all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal? - Jarod Kintz Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural? - Bill Hicks Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane. - Robert Orben It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics... dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times better than whiskey - it's an assistant - a friend. - Louis Armstrong The plan I am proposing today does not involve smoke and mirrors, phony numbers, financial gimmicks, or the usual economic chicanery you usually find in Disneyland-on-the-Potomac. - Donald Trump The U.S. should legalize marijuana, tax it, and send all the proceeds to NASA. NASA would inspire kids to explore the universe and pot would inspire adults to explore the universe. - Carl Sagan Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis. - Nick Offerman President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall Adversity, similar to lava, appears to destroy everything in its way. But out of the ashes and smoke, new, better, and stronger things emerge that may have not been born in any other way. - Zoe see also Illusion, Mechanical & Medical Sections Bright Redneck Conservative Plant Cow Return First Shipment Ottawa White Smoke Seattle After Pot Was Legalized Stay Off The Grass Tridgeridoo |
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