Gun Laws

Gun control for those above the law



Masked gunman checks the law book first

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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14-Dec-2019