Dusseldorf Carnival Float

Land of the Dead - Donald Trump

Look at that face! - Donald Trump

My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

I always said he was very, very underrated. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump