![]() Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso see also Art & Food Sections Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness Back Bacon For Kids Bacon And Eggs Mug Bacon Balls Bacon Bikes Bacon Bits Bacon Birthday Cake Bacon Bra Bacon Cheeseburger Bacon Flowchart Bacon Guitar Bacon Head Bacon High-Five Bacon Inhaler Bacon Is Life Bacon Lovers Bacon Mints Bacon Munchies Bacon My Heart Bacon Pancakes Bacon Soda Bacon Soda Sales Bacon Tacos Bacon Thoughts BaCoN T-Shirt Bacon Tree Bacon Turkey Bacon Women Bacone Baconurkey Breakfast Dance - Shakin’ Bacon France-Is Bacon Grief Bacon Hygiene On The Farm I Love Pet Food Juicy Bacon Keep The Bacon Meat Pie Planet Bacon Round Table Ruined Bacon Sidecar Pig Some People Raise Children Spicy Bacon Swine Flew Ultimate Manwich Wear It Proudly |
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