Bacon BBQ Table

Backyard picnic table inspires bacon craving



Backyard picnic table in shape of bacon pieces

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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23-Jan-2020