Bacon BBQ Table

Backyard picnic table inspires bacon craving



Backyard picnic table in shape of bacon pieces

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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02-Jul-2022