![]() Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - Lyndon Baines Johnson How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr see also Hockey, Lawyer, Marriage & Relationship Sections All Divorces Start With Marriage Ancient Greek Law Arkansas Divorce Application Better Lawyer Cheating Husband Communication Divorce Distasteful Lawyer Divorce Cakes Divorce Defined Divorce Is Grand Divorce Lawyers Divorce Yard Sale Expired Marriage Generous Judge’s Divorce Settlement Good Lawyer Honest Lawyer In Three Pictures Just Divorced Justice Is Blind Keyboard Wedding Legal Assistance For All Legal Exhibit My Ex-Wife, The Pilot Polish Divorce Redneck Divorce Religious-Based Divorce Returning the Stinky House to the Ex-Wife Texas Divorce The Origin of the White Wedding Dress Understanding Women Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband Wedding Dress For Sale |
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