Babcock Divorce

Another Toronto Maple Leaf casualty



Divorce proceeding against Mike Babcock and the Toronto Maple Leafs

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


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24-Sep-2021