Keep The Bacon

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta