Keep The Bacon

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman