Keep The Bacon

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison