Indiana Security

Criminals - have you considered Chicago or Illinois?





Over 300,000 Indiana residents have a legal permit to carry a handgun

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Isn't it wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. - Dan Quayle

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states. - Raquel Welch

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. - Jay Leno

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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