Tree Dragon

Making friends with forest fauna



Tree Dragon

Enjoying a hike in an artistic setting

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What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

Calico Pie,
The little Birds fly
Down to the calico tree,
Their wings were blue,
And they sang "Tilly-loo!"
Till away they flew,
And they never came back to me! - Edward Lear


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22-Feb-2020