When Men Shop For Groceries

“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had avocados.” If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time... QuotaBills Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen see also   Food,  Marriage,  Relationship  &  Shopping  Sections A Woman’s Mind Before Online Dating Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction “Female Speak” Translation Flower Shop For Men Hormone Guide iGifts Instead Of Flowers Kenwood Chef Looking For Your Wife? Mission Gap - for Men & Women Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost Secret Of A Long Marriage Sheer Surprise Understanding Women Winning An Argument With A Woman   Psychic Fair Panda Push Lunch Apple Protective Wings Socket To Me Work Not I Shoot People! 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28-Nov-2020