“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time...
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Men will get it the first time...
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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