“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
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Men will get it the first time...
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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