“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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