“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time...
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Men will get it the first time...
Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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