“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time... Spilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections A Woman’s Mind Before Online Dating Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction “Female Speak” Translation Flower Shop For Men Hormone Guide iGifts Instead Of Flowers Kenwood Chef Looking For Your Wife? Mission Gap - for Men & Women Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost Secret Of A Long Marriage Sheer Surprise Understanding Women Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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