“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
see also Food, Marriage, Relationship & Shopping Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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