Canadian Parties

The party’s cool as long as it doesn’t distract the hockey game



Guy watching TV while surrounded by lots of girls

Outnumbered 11 to 1, Jeff didn’t want to miss the play of the game

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Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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18-Oct-2021