Soon after arriving in Miami from Newfoundland, Sheamus phoned a weather station and asked what the temperature was in Florida.
“Seventy-two degrees,” was the reply.
Sheamus then asked what the temperature was in Celsius.
After a long pause, the person asked, “Can you give me the zip code for Celsius?”
My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare
Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha
Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara
Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha
Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara
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Olive Weather Forecast
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Texas Rain Gauge
Weather Forecast Toaster
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