Soon after arriving in Miami from Newfoundland, Sheamus phoned a weather station and asked what the temperature was in Florida.
“Seventy-two degrees,” was the reply.
Sheamus then asked what the temperature was in Celsius.
After a long pause, the person asked, “Can you give me the zip code for Celsius?”
Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez
see also Weather Section
Irish Weather Forecasting
Olive Weather Forecast
Temperature Gauge
Texas Rain Gauge
Weather Forecast Toaster
Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts
Wyoming Wind Sock
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