Soon after arriving in Miami from Newfoundland, Sheamus phoned a weather station and asked what the temperature was in Florida.
“Seventy-two degrees,” was the reply.
Sheamus then asked what the temperature was in Celsius.
After a long pause, the person asked, “Can you give me the zip code for Celsius?”
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou
I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou
I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara
see also Weather Section
Irish Weather Forecasting
Olive Weather Forecast
Temperature Gauge
Texas Rain Gauge
Weather Forecast Toaster
Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts
Wyoming Wind Sock
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