Soon after arriving in Miami from Newfoundland, Sheamus phoned a weather station and asked what the temperature was in Florida.
“Seventy-two degrees,” was the reply.
Sheamus then asked what the temperature was in Celsius.
After a long pause, the person asked, “Can you give me the zip code for Celsius?”
Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
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