Soon after arriving in Miami from Newfoundland, Sheamus phoned a weather station and asked what the temperature was in Florida.
“Seventy-two degrees,” was the reply.
Sheamus then asked what the temperature was in Celsius.
After a long pause, the person asked, “Can you give me the zip code for Celsius?”
Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
see also Weather Section
Irish Weather Forecasting
Olive Weather Forecast
Temperature Gauge
Texas Rain Gauge
Weather Forecast Toaster
Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts
Wyoming Wind Sock
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