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Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

This is only a little mispensation. - Archie Bunker

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

And though she be but little, she is fierce. - William Shakespeare

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. - John Bulwer

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it. - Dianne Feinstein

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. - W S Gilbert

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. - Kahlil Gibran

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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