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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. - Jimmy Johnson

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little bit lower. - Gypsy Rose Lee

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Unknown

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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