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Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro