Obama was asleep in the white house and awoke to see Washington’s ghost.
He asked, “George, how can I make this country better?”
Washington said, “Be honest with the people like I was.”
Obama went back to sleep and awoke again this time to Thomas Jefferson and asked, “Tom, how can I make this country better?”
Jefferson said, “Love the Constitution like I did.”
Again Obama fell asleep and awoke this time to Lincoln and asked, “Abe, how can I make this country better?”
Lincoln replied, “Go see a play.”
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