If I Could Do It, So Can You!

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Independence is my happiness, and I view things as they are, without regard to place or person; my country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. - Dave Barry

Christianity is not a white man's religion and don't let anybody ever tell you that it's black or white. Christ belongs to all people. He belongs to this whole world. - Billy Graham

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F Kennedy

Religious tolerance is something we should all practice; however, there have been more persecution and atrocities committed in the name of religion and religious freedom than anything else. - Walter Koenig

Never forget, the real secret of giving advice is this: Once you've given it, don't concern yourself with whether it is followed or not, and refrain from saying 'I told you so.' - Harvey Mackay

As a species, we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion? - Stephen King