If I Could Do It, So Can You!

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. - Dave Barry

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno

When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway. - Erma Bombeck

My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. - Pablo Picasso

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. - Albert Einstein

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F Kennedy

It is the Christian tradition that is the most fundamental element in Western culture. It lies at the base not only of Western religion, but also of Western morals and Western social idealism. - Christopher Dawson

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump