![]() © Carrie Wachsmann 2013 Carrie Wachsmann Submissions Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. - Henry Ford A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie I could dance with you till the cows come home... on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality. - Fionnula Flanagan There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin; And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth - I think that perhaps it's the gin. - Ogden Nash The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses. - Charlotte P. Gillman Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it. - Mike Myers see also Cow & Horse Section Burger Purity Down Under Cross Breeding Horse Meat Scandal Turkey Wants You To Eat Pork! |
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