An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd
Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb
Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell
Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison
Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson
Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard
Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz
It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani
Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner
It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard
The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey
It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page
Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla
Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd
Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb
Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell
Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison
Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson
Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard
Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz
It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani
Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner
It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard
The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey
It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page
Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla
Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown
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