Dreams Come True

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Young jogger almost envies multimillionaire


An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”

The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”

The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”


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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

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I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

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You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump


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22-Feb-2020