An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan
Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe
Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner
Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson
Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz
Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani
Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe
Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner
Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson
Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz
Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani
Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
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