An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Union gives strength. - Aesop
Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd
Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem
We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld
There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf
Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins
Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown
The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison
To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd
Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem
We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld
There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf
Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins
Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown
The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison
To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
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