An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Union gives strength. - Aesop
I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance
The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown
No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman
Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy
More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve
Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi
Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf
Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar
The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias
Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive
A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown
Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown
True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown
If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison
When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas
Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance
The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown
No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman
Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy
More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve
Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi
Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf
Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar
The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias
Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive
A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown
Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown
True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown
If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison
When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas
Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
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