An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb
My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith
I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz
Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars
Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela
Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb
My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith
I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz
Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars
Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela
Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page
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