An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz
Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle
Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar
I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur
We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie
You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson
For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert
True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders
Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga
We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold
The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown
Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle
Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar
I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur
We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie
You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson
For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert
True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders
Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga
We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold
The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown
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