An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz
Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar
I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley
Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller
When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem
I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock
Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins
I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker
People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel
The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano
Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu
There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields
What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer
Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins
It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner
It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar
I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley
Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller
When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem
I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock
Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins
I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker
People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel
The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano
Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu
There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields
What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer
Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins
It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner
It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
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