An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch
Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller
When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman
Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks
Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan
Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter
Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas
Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson
Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen
Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller
When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman
Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks
Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan
Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter
Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas
Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson
Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen
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