Dreams Come True

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Young jogger almost envies multimillionaire


An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”

The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”

The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”


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Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

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God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

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Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

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Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

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21-May-2022