An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz
Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson
Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus
No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman
Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray
Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard
Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats
A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell
They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun
Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny
Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page
Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner
Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson
Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus
No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman
Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray
Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard
Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats
A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell
They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun
Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny
Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page
Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner
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