An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller
I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton
The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling
For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery
All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti
Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr
Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan
Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive
The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke
It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard
The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown
The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun
We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby
We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan
It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn
If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung
Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius
Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic
It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page
Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks
Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold
Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon
Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page
I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton
The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling
For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery
All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti
Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr
Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan
Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive
The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke
It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard
The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown
The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun
We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby
We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan
It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn
If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung
Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius
Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic
It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page
Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks
Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold
Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon
Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page
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