Defence Budget Cuts

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander