![]() This is a relatively harmless Huntsman spider, common in Australia Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Bathroom & Stress Sections Arachnophobia Bathing A Cat Bathroom Celebration Bathroom Diving Best Office Prank Cure for Internet Addiction Dog Download Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook Fish Bowl Cleaner Free Nightmares Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All Nice Teeth For All The Crap He Eats Pet Tarantula Refreshing Dump Sitting On The Throne Spider Time Towel, Please TP Protector Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Dog Drink Beer |
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