Bathroom Surprise

Tarantula Chronicles Episode 2

Little Johnny likes to surprise visitors with his pet

Aussie solution: Pour petrol in the loo and throw match in.
Problem solved.



Bathroom Spider Surprise

This is a relatively harmless Huntsman spider,
common in Australia

QuotaBills
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


see also   Bathroom  &  Stress  Sections
Arachnophobia
Bathing A Cat
Bathroom Celebration
Bathroom Diving
Best Office Prank
Cure for Internet Addiction
Dog Download
Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook
Fish Bowl Cleaner
Free Nightmares
Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All
Nice Teeth For All The Crap He Eats
Pet Tarantula
Refreshing Dump
Sitting On The Throne
Spider Time
Towel, Please
TP Protector
Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Dog Drink Beer

 

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28-Jan-2021