Table Boat

They thought he would never get off the island,

but he really turned the tables!



Table Boat



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Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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03-Dec-2020