Lost and Found

Inspiration of returned property


Will the person who lost the roll of $100 bills tied with a rubber band please come to the office.

We’ve found the rubber band.


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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey


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25-Nov-2020