Will the person who lost the roll of $100 bills tied with a rubber band please come to the office.
We’ve found the rubber band.
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison
Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare
I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde
You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward
Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein
Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown
Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire
I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison
I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord
'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne
Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller
No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor
I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne
Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton
The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos
If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson
But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King
They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump
The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison
Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare
I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde
You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward
Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein
Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown
Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire
I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison
I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord
'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne
Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller
No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor
I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne
Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton
The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos
If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson
But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King
They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump
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