Will the person who lost the roll of $100 bills tied with a rubber band please come to the office.
We’ve found the rubber band.
Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien
Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright
If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar
A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead
People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West
Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown
Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord
'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. - Will Rogers
I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee
Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle
Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder
I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx
I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney
The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
The present contains nothing more than the past. And what is found in the effect was already in the cause. - Henri Bergson
In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle
I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Some people say they haven't yet found themselves. But the self is not something one finds; it is something one creates. - Thomas Szasz
When I started out, I hated the way the cities looked. But I found some pleasure in looking at the spaces between buildings. - Frank Gehry
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams
Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller
Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright
If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar
A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead
People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West
Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown
Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord
'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. - Will Rogers
I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee
Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle
Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder
I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx
I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney
The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
The present contains nothing more than the past. And what is found in the effect was already in the cause. - Henri Bergson
In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle
I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Some people say they haven't yet found themselves. But the self is not something one finds; it is something one creates. - Thomas Szasz
When I started out, I hated the way the cities looked. But I found some pleasure in looking at the spaces between buildings. - Frank Gehry
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams
Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller
Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
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