Will the person who lost the roll of $100 bills tied with a rubber band please come to the office.
We’ve found the rubber band.
He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb
What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier
Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde
Can you really forgive if you can't forget? - Sarah J Parker
Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius
Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein
I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West
I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli
It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne
The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison
If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler
'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough
A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone
People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton
Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner
You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin
I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker
I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields
I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn
If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.
When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert
Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger
Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman
I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell
Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane
Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt
I place an enormous premium on loyalty. If someone betrays me, I can forgive them raionally, but emotionally I have found it impossible to do so. - Richard E Grant
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