Lost and Found

Inspiration of returned property


Will the person who lost the roll of $100 bills tied with a rubber band please come to the office.

We’ve found the rubber band.


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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump


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11-Dec-2019