Lost and Found

Inspiration of returned property


Will the person who lost the roll of $100 bills tied with a rubber band please come to the office.

We’ve found the rubber band.


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Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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03-Aug-2021