joe-ks.com

Compliments Of The Day
Compliments men & women can’t resist

How do you compliment a boxer?
Tell him he’s a knock-out.

How do you compliment a chef?
Tell her she’s a dish.

How do you compliment a demolition crew?
Tell them they did a bang-up job.

How do you compliment a mail carrier?
Tell him he’s first class.

How do you compliment a mountain climber?
Tell her she’s tip-top.

How do you compliment a right-fielder?
Tell him he’s far-out.

How do you compliment a secretary?
Tell her she’s really neat.

How do you compliment a surfer?
Tell her she’s swell.

How do you compliment a witch?
Tell her she’s charming.

How do you compliment an astronaut?
Tell him he’s out of this world.

How do you compliment Frankenstein?
Tell him he looks like a new man.

How do you compliment the Abominable Snowman?
Tell him he’s cool.


see also   Inspiration  Section
Polish Dinner Compliment

 

Balanced Meal

Acoustic Hearing Aids

Redneck Advent Calendar

Programmer Logic

Lego Haircut

Lettuce Face

Hammock Wine

Catch Anything Lately?

Dead Batteries

Frozen Fish

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

Stretch Line - Down To The Wire

Milkshake Diet

Bicycle Logging

Texas 4 Months Apart

Flat Tire Repair

Double Error Message

Redneck Candle

Tenacity

Better Call Saul
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

30-Nov-2021