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Commuter Call
Just when you’re preparing for a relaxing ride home...

After a busy day, I had just settled down on my train for a nap, when the guy sitting across from me hauled out his cell phone and started up...

Hi darling it’s Peter, I’m on the train ... ”

Yes, I know it’s the 6:30 not the 4:30 - but I had a long meeting ... ”

No, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss ...”

No darling, you’re the only one in my life ...”

Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart ...”

As this seemed to be going on forever, the young woman opposite him, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice, “Peter, turn that phone off and come back to bed!”


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22-Jan-2020