![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman see also Hockey Section Canucks Sign Iraqi Center Canucks Team Photo (2008) Close Shave Deek Out a Hockey Goalie eBay Bid Free Beer Hockey Players Are Mean Making Hockey More Popular Maple Leaf Coalition Pregnant Ref |
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