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Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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