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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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