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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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