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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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