I met a fairy today who said that she would grant me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their butts!” “You crafty devil,” said the fairy. see also   Genie  &  Political   Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Bottomless Mug Cinderella Joe-kette Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada Emu Order Fertile Land Ostrich Genie Understanding Women   Dead Batteries Cheers! Roger That What Day Is It? Blinker Fluid Temple Car Family Birthday Reminder Coffee Days New Audi Netherlands Parking Lot Wine Bibber Tylenol Ban Politician Plane Seaweed Burger Louisiana Potholes

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