I met a fairy today who said that she would grant me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their butts!” “You crafty devil,” said the fairy. see also   Genie  &  Political   Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Bottomless Mug Cinderella Joe-kette Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada Emu Order Fertile Land Ostrich Genie Understanding Women   Tent Peg Setup Fang Treats Model T Snowmobile Skinny Puddy Tat Redneck Cocktail Drug Dog Search Vice Grip Handles Nouveau Riche Triple Bypass Burger Hyphenated Names Indian Fish Pond Lunch Anyone? Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners Giraffe Lunch Bathroom Celebration

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