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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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03-Aug-2021