Winter Sucks

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift