A man walks into the street and manages to hail a taxi going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.” Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.” Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star - and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.” Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special.” Cabbie: “There’s more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.” Passenger: “Wow, some guy then.” Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.” Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?” Cabbie: “Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his widow. see also   Marriage,  Relationship  &  Stress   Sections 3 Stages Of A Man’s Life 4 Stages Of Life A Woman’s Mind Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Five Stages of a Female’s Life Hardworking Wife How To Live A Long & Happy Life Husband Day Care Center Ladies - You 'Can' Order Your Perfect Man! Marriage Expectations Names of the Colours Perfect Gift The Perfect Husband The Perfect Male Three Stages of Man Wife Of The Year   Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time Anon-y-moose Redneck Beer Opener Greek Monk Dates For Everyone Max Occupancy Rounded to 100 Group Photo Awning Truck Advertising Harley Load Face To Face Who Needs Physics? Benched Puppies Water Relief Shot Glasses Men in Denim

21-Oct-2020