The Perfect Dog

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The Perfect Dog

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

My life may not be perfect, but my lashes are! - Unknown

Today would be a perfect day to be a butterfly. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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07-Mar-2021