The Perfect Dog

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The Perfect Dog

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another. - Douglas McGrath

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth


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19-Jun-2021