The Perfect Dog

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The Perfect Dog

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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02-Jun-2020