The Perfect Dog

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia