Inspiring School Exams

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come. - Dave Kellett

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig